I have never hated a place so fully and completely.
Every step I take there feels like my brain cells are depleting by the thousands.
I don't care about your souped up car, I don't care about your 7 children with different baby daddies and I certainly don't care about what kind of heating your trailer has.

Dear god (whatever you are, wherever you are, whatever your purpose) please let me make it through these few months without stringing myself up with my hairdryer cord.