March 31, 2010
.my subconscious writes a personal ad.
Looking for loving man who possesses the following qualities:

* Glibness and Superficial Charm

* Manipulative and Conning
(You never recognize the rights of others and see your self-serving behaviors as permissible. You appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering)

* Grandiose Sense of Self
(You Feel entitled to certain things as "your right.")

* Pathological Lying
(You have no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for you to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about your own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests)

* Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
(A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at your core. You do not see others around you as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, you have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and you let nothing stand in your way)

* Shallow Emotions
(When you show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since you are not genuine, neither are your promises)

* Incapacity for Love

* Need for Stimulation
(Living on the edge. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal. Promiscuity and gambling are common)

* Callousness/Lack of Empathy
(Unable to empathize with the pain of your victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them)

* Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
(Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe you are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others)

* Promiscuous Sexual Behavior/Infidelity

* Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
(Change your image as needed to avoid prosecution. Change life story readily)

I like long walks on the beach and possess the following qualities :

* A belief that if I love enough you will change

* A belief that if I love enough the relationship will succeed

* Difficulty establishing and maintaining boundaries

* Wanting to rescue others from their distress

* Being over nurturing particularly when not asked

* Live to please

* A lack of motivation from within and being motivated by what others want

* Depression

* Fear of relationships

* Difficulty falling asleep

* Fear of being alone

* Loss of interest in life

If you fit the above criteria and find my qualities appealing for a successful take over, I think we would be perfect together. A match made in the limbic system. Please contact my psychologist for further information.

1 Comments:
Blogger Carie said...
you forgot you can 'kiss my rock and roll ass,' because that was my favorite part.

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