Yesterday I witnessed a colony of seagulls (more commonly refered to in Nova Scotia as Shit Hawks) scavenging for food
on Parc Ave. I decided to take a closer look at what it was they were squaking about. To my delight
the assholes were fighting over chicken fingers!!! I laughed and then the thought occured to me: Does this mean its okay for me to eat
people of a different race? I'm running with it.

I have a mild obsession with WikiAnswers as of late.

"What are Seagulls?"

Answer
Birds.

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They are also called Herring Gulls. But mostly they are called "You &??%*&) Bastard"

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Seagulls are sometimes referred to as 'dump ducks.'

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Because if they were from the bay they would be bagels.



Of course if you know me, you know the last answer is my first choice.